Monday, March 25, 2013

this is soooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooood


Subj: this is soooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooood




>>>>John Smith started the day early
>>>>having set hisalarm clock
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN JAPAN )
>>>>for 6 am .. While his coffeepot
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN CHINA )
>>>>
>>>>was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN HONG KONG)
>>>>
>>>>He put on a dress shirt
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
>>>>
>>>>designer jeans
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
>>>>
>>>>and tennis shoes
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN KOREA )
>>>>
>>>>After cooking his breakfast in
>>>>his new electric skillet
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN INDIA )
>>>>
>>>>he sat down with his calculator
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN MEXICO )
>>>>
>>>>to see how much he could spend today.
>>>>After setting his watch
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN TAIWAN )
>>>>
>>>>to the radio
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN INDIA )
>>>>
>>>>he got in his car
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN GERMANY )
>>>>
>>>>filled it with GAS
>>>>
>>>>(from Saudi Arabia )
>>>>
>>>>and continued his search for a
>>>>good paying AMERICAN JOB.
>>>>
>>>>At the end of yet another discouraging
>>>>
>>>>and fruitless day checking his
>>>>
>>>>Computer
>>>>
>>>>( made in MALAYSIA ),
>>>>
>>>>John decided to relax for a while.
>>>>
>>>>He put on his sandals
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
>>>>
>>>>poured himself a glass of wine
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN FRANCE )
>>>>
>>>>and turned on his TV
>>>>
>>>>(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
>>>>
>>>>and then wondered why he can't find a
>>>>good paying jobin AMERICA
>>>>
>>>>AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
>>>>
>>>>MADE IN KENYA
>>>>
>>>>You gotta keep this one circulating!
>>>>

>>>>

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention his young daughter
Maiden America

Anonymous said...

PRICELESS!!!!

Michelle York said...

Good on ya' 'Priceless'. We need more people with a great sense of humor like yourself.